A Schneiderman Sonnet (Once Removed)
Freddy Fingers was out late one night,
after midnight he met Jason Schneiderman.
Jason is as trusty and dependable
as a starting pitcher like Al Leiter, man.
He has a voice that you can hear,
I'd never ask for a quieter man.
Around the country he has many friends,
lots and lots of Jason Schneider-Fans.
I wonder if he ever cooks breakfast for Michael,
eggs over easy in a fryer-pan?
I'll pedestal Jason like I would Tom Waits,
the original number one Black Rider-man.
Freddy Fingers didn't know what to make at first,
but eventually he came around to Jason Schneiderman.