Monday, April 18, 2005

Jaime Six!

{Three Short Poems on Tequila for Jen Knox}

I. In with the In Crowd

Tequila and chocolate
are the popular girls in high school
you always wanted to hang out with.
Then, when you did,
you realized they were just a bunch
of backstabbing bitches.

II. SATs

Squirrel is to rat as margarita is to tequila.

III. One Stop Drinking

Human sweat contains a small
percentage of sodium
so when doing a body shot of tequila
in a warm bar
you may decide to pass on the salt.
When doing it off of
that tart on the stool next to you,
you may also decide to forgo the lemon.

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