{Three Short Poems on Tequila for Jen Knox}
I. In with the In Crowd
Tequila and chocolate
are the popular girls in high school
you always wanted to hang out with.
Then, when you did,
you realized they were just a bunch
of backstabbing bitches.
II. SATs
Squirrel is to rat as margarita is to tequila.
III. One Stop Drinking
Human sweat contains a small
percentage of sodium
so when doing a body shot of tequila
in a warm bar
you may decide to pass on the salt.
When doing it off of
that tart on the stool next to you,
you may also decide to forgo the lemon.
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