On a challenge from Tony.
Paul Simon and Sherman Alexei Have a Pig Roast
And it was heavenly, with a pert
New England apple in its mouth
and such a stern, indigenous look
on its face as it spun slowly, as if
to some sort of South American
rhythm (that had been slowed down),
and there was no fighting, both
being such gentlemen celebrities,
and it was such a big spit,
but neither bragged about it,
and both removed the skin
before they decided to dig in.