Monday, July 12, 2004

The Durge Report vol. II

Sybil Durgin had a few (a lot of) martinis on Friday night, and made a few phone calls. Guess who she didn't call? Ouch! She says that she prefers rhinoceroses to hoppopotamuses, because she's heard that hippopitamuses are scary! They certainly will be if they here the sorts of things that she's saying about them! Shh...

3 comments:

Reen said...

Sadly, I have never met Sybil Durgin. So the details of her life are context-less for me. But I want to hear about casseroles. Mmm. Casseroles.

Shafer said...

Sybil's like a casserole, only trapped in the body of a an attractive young Bostonian. I couldn't casserole last night, because when I got home my supermarket was closed. Ouch!

sybil said...

My friend Cara made me a casserole last week for dinner. It was cheesy and delicious.