This just in from Sybil Durgin's roommate, Jaime:
Monday 7:00-11:00 PM
Sybil came home from work and immediately rocked a Corey Feldman shirt and sweat pants. She made herself a bowl of tomatoes and cucumbers for dinner, which explains why she weighs like 90 pounds. She played some solitaire on her laptop and there was much debate about the reciprocation of oral sex (you should) and the hotness of Jake Gyllenhall (hot). Three units of Law and Order.
Over the weekend, in New Hampshire, a bunch of old dudes accused her of not wearing any underwear.