is for Amanda Burnham, who is nowhere to be found! Where are you, Amanda, and how would you qualify or quantify your crush on the mighty Thome? Your public wants to know.
Jim Thome Played Basketball In College
and underneath those hot Illinois nights
he used to dream of being black.
Now Jim Thome is married to Andrea
and he is married to the virtue of charity.
They call him a good guy, Jim
“Good Guy” Thome because of his work
to help the unfortunate, but God called him
Jim Thome; he has the smoothest swing.