Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Another Google Ad Poem

Pirate Wenches and Gypsies

I was wondering to myself today
"am I more of a pirate wench person
or more of a gypsy person?"

I imagine that gypsies would have
some sort of great sexual traditions
involving oils and secrets
whispered to them by their mothers,
but I'd spend the whole night
worrying about my wallet.

But with pirate wenches,
it'd kinda be like you were the girl
and they were the guy.

Either way it seems
I could learn a lot about myself,
either way they are both
100% natural.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

in all seriousness, go with the gypsies. from personal fantasy experience, they are hot hot hot.