Football Poetry by Derek Edward Mix
A Look at the NFC
Look at this mess
It's anybody's guess
What the difference
Between the worst and best?
And who the hell is even going to win the West?
Will it finally be the year
To end the Philly tears
When the McNabbs
Decide to take a stab
At getting in the big game?
I don't think so,
Who's gonna make
The Eagles offense go?
And don't tell me Vick
The notion makes me sick
Dome teams always fall like a brick
It could be the Pack
With a sneak attack
If Favre puts the whole team on his back
Speaking of Favre, we sure like him
And the Pack in the Bowl would sure please Shrim
Panther fever, back from the dead?
The defending conference champs with a price on their head?
The Seahawks, naw they're massive flakes,
And the Rams and Saints are patsy cakes
The Vikings are the biggest duds
I wouldn't trust them to chew their own cud
So what do we know, who won't it be?
The Gmen, Skins and San Fran C
The Boyz - nope
The Cards, yeah right
The Bucs hardly put up a fight
The Bears sucked
The Lions did their thing
These teams can regroup next spring
So it's a wide open race
Who the hell do you think will survive?