The End Was Nearer Than They Thought
A few weeks into cancelled flight season,
that one lost sock started a cult,
and the First Church of Hurricanes
twisted out of El Carib, up
the East Coast, into
the North Atlantic, where
the markets went haywire.
The initial public offering
of The Vatican & Holdings, LLC
was off the charts, or
so they said, no one
could actually find the charts
or tables, or even
any of the spreadsheets
buried and hidden
with their treasurous data.
The National Weather Service,
accused of treachery, collapsed
under the bad press of thousands
of TikTok grandpas grousing
to their millions of fans.
It might’ve been called
ignominious, if anyone could
even remember what it meant,
much less how to spell it. Folks
just called it a cold clammy fear
and left it at that.
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