A Clean, Well-Rested Possum in Fancy Dress
"Is that a possum, or a prince?" people asked,
when the clean, well-rested possum rolled into town,
dressed as he was in fancy dress.
Never had anyone seen a possum dress so fancy
or groom so cleanly; never had anyone seen a possum
rest so thoroughly.
"Princes can be possums, and possums can be princes,"
said the well-rested possum sagely. "If you folks
would rest more completely, you could see more clearly."
The town folks "harrumphed" but decided to try it,
and when they awoke, they resumed chasing the possum
with a broomstick and a renewed, well-rested vigor.
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2 comments:
At the risk of starting something I can't finish...
I disagree.
Possums are simply prehistoric, and stinky.
no one gets a fair shake when the brooms come out
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