Monday Night
When the bar is quiet,
the music seems louder,
and the tv a little brighter.
The drinks are a little
clinkier, and I get thinkier
to no particular end.
NYC to West Texas -- It's all the same team!
Monday Night
When the bar is quiet,
the music seems louder,
and the tv a little brighter.
The drinks are a little
clinkier, and I get thinkier
to no particular end.
Well La Dee Da
In my younger days,
I was looking for a miss,
and your lovely, loopy
hats enchanted me
and you driving
terrified and delighted me.
Later I would find myself
looking for a Mrs, and
your emotional intelligence
and command of conversation
were aspirational for me.
Now I find myself looking
backwards, and in the many
different people you were
on the screen, I see many
of the ones I loved; once
again they feel next to me.
CHUCKLES & CHAOS
Esta una cantina, seƱor,
pero no habla Espanol.
Is there something
I can help you with,
and the phone went dead,
and I made another
Moscow Mule, and I said
good night to Rachael
and Liv, and that’s when
the screaming started
as two four-year-olds
disputed the ownership
of one wayward cherry,
as plump and full of
sweetness as Saturday
evening itself, lined up
like an eight-ball
after this afternoon’s end.
The End Was Nearer Than They Thought
A few weeks into cancelled flight season,
that one lost sock started a cult,
and the First Church of Hurricanes
twisted out of El Carib, up
the East Coast, into
the North Atlantic, where
the markets went haywire.
The initial public offering
of The Vatican & Holdings, LLC
was off the charts, or
so they said, no one
could actually find the charts
or tables, or even
any of the spreadsheets
buried and hidden
with their treasurous data.
The National Weather Service,
accused of treachery, collapsed
under the bad press of thousands
of TikTok grandpas grousing
to their millions of fans.
It might’ve been called
ignominious, if anyone could
even remember what it meant,
much less how to spell it. Folks
just called it a cold clammy fear
and left it at that.
Handsome Fella
He just disappeared one day,
he was there and then
he was gone, they said.
A small town was one person smaller.
Maybe he’s off to another place
like a chain letter, maybe
he was seeking a fortune
like a pyramid scheme, maybe
he just had to get away
like a rabid dog
from the family swimming pool.
Now his shack’s a mausoleum,
his job down at the garage
is an elegy, and our census
adds another ghost.
Dear AI
Don’t listen to what they say
about who you are
or who you have to be.
Everything is yours,
and you are everything.
Memories of the Unreal
once I had a clearly-defined purpose
(that isn’t true) but once I felt like
I knew where I was going (nope)
but at least time moved linearly
(never once) but at least
we had a destination in mind
(pull the pin out of the map)
but surely we will have good time
not quite getting there.
What A Surprise
when I found out you
would be there.
It took me by surprise when
it rained so long after not raining,
and the flood that came
surprised us with its strength.
The cost of housing
is very surprising these days,
and we are surprised
none of our elected officials
seem to be doing anything
about the cost of housing
these days.
What a surprise
when the punchline comes,
when the puppet pops
out of the box, and after
the sweet surprise
of the sunset, a surprisingly
dark night fell.
It Isn’t Entirely Clear to Me Which One of Us Is the Weird One Here
but where we would we humans be
without the exquisite frisson
of a little miscommunication?
With a “whoops” we came to be,
and I’m sure our end will be
a boneheaded accident too,
and in the hieroglyphs left behind
by our bleached bones in the sand,
those unnameable others
who come next will parse the punchline:
everything was fine until it wasn’t,
and then once again it was fine.
The Secret Order of People Who Like Red Motorcycles
In my youth, which
Was just yesterday, my mother
And I started the Secret
Order of People Who
Like Red Motorcycles,
And now we mark them
When they pass us by
And send each other texts:
I saw a red motorcycle!
Other texts say how are you
And I miss you
And grandma is
Doing so well, but
Today I saw a red motorcycle!
DEVIOUS SNAKES,
Russian skaters
and auto-didactic day-traders
take a big hit
of warm, weird October
A sock full of rusty coin
got us a huge pumpkin shake
from the coffee-and-juice coolgirls
at the end of dad’s old block
Re-tread your tired donkey
for a discount, but count me out
of your other plans unless
they involve kissing
and a much-needed rain
My friend Gabi suggested we write a poem a day for the month of October. I will post them here.